I’m sorry to say that the blog post you are reading on your iPad, iPhone, iTouch (other models are available) [delete as appropriate] is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about one very unlucky bride. Even though she is charming and clever, the bride’s life is filled with misery and woe. From the first word of the post where she utters the words “of course I will marry you” disaster follows her like a plague, fear nipping at her heels. One might say she is a magnet for misfortune.
In this short blog post alone, she encounters a greedy and repulsive sales assistant, expanding clothing, a catastrophic collision with a trolley, an evil devil intent on stealing her prize and cold spinach for lunch.
It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from putting this iPad, iPhone, iTouch (other models are available) [delete as appropriate] down at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing.
For it is my sad duty to tell you a horrendous and horrifying, spine chilling and gut wrenching truth….
THE EASTER EGGS ARE ALL GONE >>> SAD FACE <<<
Yes, it’s true, they all “vanished” in the dead of night without a whisper. There was a mysterious trail of chocolate crumbs going towards the sofa of a certain individual who may or may not be named… snoring with his head in the air, blissfully unaware of his wretched fate as a man bereft of important items of his former possession.
Who really needs a PLAYSTATION 3 after all?!!! The “MAN” must be stopped!
EDIT: I may or may not have “borrowed” the genius work of The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events) by Lemony Snicket AND I may or may not have made up that entire story to squelch the guilt I am feeling inside of me as I may or may not have eaten the chocolate *whispers* …. *small voice* … ….. ….
Phew! So now that I have got that off my chest (literally; chocolate stains are a nightmare to get rid of!) welcome back to the Weekly Wedding Inspiration, Easter Special Part TWO!!!!
Before I feel the urge to reveal more dark deep (chocolate) secrets, I think we best begin shall we?!
Check out these cute little bunny rabbits sweet cakes!
Really worth a mosey!
Speaking of sweeties… Awesome wedding blog Ruffled has the sweetest Aqua and Gold Easter inspired shoot on the blog!
Loving the aqua wedding cake.. hmmm… wonder if the bunny is edible?!
Project wedding have a nifty Easter cake on their blog.
i am baker, one of the contributors, had this little surprise up her sleeve!
I adore the chick secret… magic!
Something a little different: why not consider an Easter themed engagement shoot.
Grab some eggs, a bunny rabbit and some carrots… Oodles of fun!
To see the full shoot go to greenweddingshoes.com
You MUST look at at this Easter shoot by the ever cool Layer Cake
There is so much pretty I can barely bear it!
The soft tones, pastel blues, creams and gold accents in these hand crafted details will get you in the DIY mood.
OMG. I love this spring bouquet. The colours are to die for!
There is so much Easter spring goodness in this shoot I don’t know where to start!
Check it out at the greylikesweddings.com
Something a little bit daft but fun; what about a bunny serviette?
For a step by step tutorial go to indieberries.blogspot.co.uk
If you want to go all out on your Easter themed wedding… why not wear a bunny necklace?
A love bunny necklace with a rabbit charm made out of sterling silver. This beautiful pendant is made by Mark Poulin and comes with a nylon steel coverd cord with sterling silver clasp.
It can be your something new and is such a cutie!
Find it here at amazon.com
Pocketful of dreams has the loveliest blog post online at the moment How to decorate an Easter Dining Table.
“And it doesn’t have to be all bunnies and pastels ~ although the latter is very de rigour right now. No, you can still celebrate the season, albeit in a more sophisticated manner by choosing muted colours, think Farrow and Ball style earthy tones, dusky pinks and duck egg blues, set against whitewashed or even rustic wooden furniture.”
And finally, let’s end how we mean to continue… with CAKE!
Adore by Chloe has a yummy recipe for making Easy Easter Lemon Drizzle Cake…
I think we all should pretty much agree that Chloe is amazing and a wondrous human being… LOVE HER!
So, my friends it is with great regret that we end the Easter special, I felt like we were just getting started but alas no more Easter posts… until next year that is!
Don’t forget, if you missed Easter Special Part 1 you can catch up here.
I’m off to see how long Easy Easter Lemon Drizzle Cake takes to rise… maybe I can eat it raw?!
Hmmm… I foresee tummy pains in my future!
Is it bad that the cake is worth the pain?
I think not.