Category Archives: Operation Wedlock As the legendary mythical herald of Yuletide, the Coca Cola Advert (other things that taste suspiciously similar to Coca Cola are available) proclaims, holidays are indeed coming. They are, however, not here quite yet no matter what Marks & Sparks would have you believe (Mince Pie anyone?) and (although as I am currently working on […]  TOP SECRET: CONFIDENTIAL FAO: GROOMSMEN SQUADRON CLASSIFIED: Eyes Only SUBJECT: Operation Wedlock MESSAGE RECEIVED 0400 Hours, SOURCE: AGENT M.THOMPSON, AKA “THE GROOM”. MESSAGE READS: I remain in deep cover, my mission: to uncover the top level members of the possible terrorist network who call themselves “Fiancees”. The further I investigate, the deeper the infiltration seems […] TOP SECRET: CONFIDENTIAL GROOMSMEN SQUADRON CLASSIFIED: Eyes Only SUBJECT: Operation Wedlock MESSAGE RECEIVED 0300 HOURS, SOURCE: AGENT M. THOMPSON, AKA “THE GROOM”. MESSAGE READS: URGENT REQUEST: IMMEDIATE BACKUP. Situation deteriorating. My captor has devised new forms of cruel and unusual punishment. Whilst now allowed on occasion to leave my cell and even granted […]  SOS, EMERGENCY. IF YOU FIND THIS PLEASE ALERT AUTHORITIES… POSSIBLY EVEN BANANAMAN. LOCATION: Unknown DATE: Unknown TIME: Way past afternoon tea time. If you are reading this letter then know that I am being held against my will, forced to search for intel on a top secret operation codenamed WEDLOCK. My captor refuses me tea […] |
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